My mother was talking to the flowers in her yard one evening.
My dad asked what she was doing. She replied, “I’m talking to the flower fairies. How do you think the flowers grow?”
Dad answered, “I water them.”
Beautiful Fairy Princess
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured fairy princess happened upon a frog in a pond. the frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”
That night, the princess had frog legs for dinner.
